Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "someone be so kind as to tell me if my Latin is all wrong, but it is supposed to mean 'Shield Bash'"

• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If you would be so kind
• tell me all your reasons
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• All gods but your own
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• tell me the truth
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Tell me something good
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• All I ever wanted to be
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Tell me a story about drains
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Tell Me Again
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• all your faults in me
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• All The Wrong Questions
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• so save me (user)
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Tell Me What You Think
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• All units be advised
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Missing all the wrong people
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• and but so
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• If I could be someone
• Me So Horny
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Nobody for me but you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• My first comet
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• all limitations must be overcome
• All Our Wrong Todays
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• i require so little to sustain me
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• far be it from me
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• OBAFGKM
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Someone to Watch over Me

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