Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "someone be so kind as to tell me if my Latin is all wrong, but it is supposed to mean 'Shield Bash'"

• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• If you would be so kind
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• You mean the me that you would be
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• tell me all your reasons
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• All the empty things disguised as me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Latin for All Occasions
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• All The Wrong Questions
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• we can all just be around other people
• wired all wrong
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• All these words are wrong
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• all net, nothing but territory
• show me what the world is all about
• some day we will all be gone
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• all your monsters come to me
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• we shall all be healed
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• All For Me Grog
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• All units be advised
• all limitations must be overcome
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• All Our Wrong Todays
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• All of Me
• this is where we all came to be
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• All will be well again in time
• Free to Be, You and Me
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• so be it
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Fuck them all but the six
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• About all that went wrong
• You will not remember me at all
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• we can't all be rock stars
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Missing all the wrong people
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All gods but your own
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind

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