Findings:
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Find someone who...
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- find someone who dreams of you
- The words no one can find
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Helping people cheat
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- you can find a war for peace
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Helping a loved one with depression
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- Their hands prying at your heart
- A very mean bar trick
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Serendipity can cut both ways
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- The man who can fix anything
- Who can know it?
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Half-sour pickle
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- you can always find a razor lying in the road
- For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
- Who finds my apathy useful?
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Judging women by their books
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Capitalize, please
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- Dating someone who cheats on you
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- People who carp about their jobs
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- The past can find you
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- They'll find their own lightning
- These are the only hands I can give
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- How to give customers change
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- My hands have lost their memory
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- Dead links in writeups
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Know your pets
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- someone else's hand
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Arse Biscuits
- Bunch of Arse!
- The Horse's Arse (user)
- A face like a slapped arse
- Arses
- "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
- Ecstasy, in both senses
- you can't have it both ways
- why are we who we are?
- Why won't people kick both parties out?
- if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
- Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Tracers work both ways
- Commonwealth of Both Nations
- Playing both sides
- view them both
- Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
- Love enough for us both
- Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick
- Waiting Both
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
- when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
- Graduating down both shoulders
- Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
- My taste includes both snails and oysters
- both feet on the gas
- coffee can
- Can things really change?
- can of whoopass
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Can we all just get along?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can God lie?
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Push a can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Can you hum a few bars?
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