Findings:
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- It must have rained or something
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- we have a lot of work to do
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- You have your work cut out for you
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- You, standing
- Something that may have changed my life...
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Notes Towards the Complete Works of Shakespeare
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Something I Can Never Have
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Earth is the eighth morning, folded against the week's work
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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