Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "stretch the rules so far that when they snap back the waterballoon hits China"

• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• When the jungle took the city back
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Eye contact at a distance
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When did the World get so old?
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• so far
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• Ground rush
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• So they caught George W. Bush
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• When you kill people they die
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• People don't flail when they die
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When the shit hits the fan
• Thursday is so far away
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Piero Manzoni
• The Story So Far
• So the sheep will push back
• Her hair, tangled
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Not too far back in time
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• So they caught Santa Claus
• So bashful when I spied her
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when they take my blood
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• the moment when they take possession of you
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Back when our blood was still warm
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• So far, so good
• Faraway, So Close!
• stop adoring from so far away
• So close yet so far away
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• Why must you live so far away?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• So Far From Home
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• When to talk about religion
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• These are the days when birds come back
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• They came together so as to form one whole
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Stretching your lower back
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• They did so because they believed they could.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• looking back, seeing far, landing right where we are
• On Our Backs
• back door
• Back Street Banger
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back

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