Findings:

• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• What did you do for your mother today?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• What Germans do best
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Can Am
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• what am i here to do?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• What loneliness can do to you
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Know How, Can Do
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Where do you want to go today?
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• You can do anything
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• How do we find the very best clock?
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• for now this is the best that can be done
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• I can do much better than this
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I can do shit with my legs
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• If you can say something nice, do
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Do what you can as you do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• The Most Good You Can Do
• There is something we can do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• All I can do
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I can do it myself
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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