Findings:

• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• What loneliness can do to you
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• You can do anything
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I can do shit with my legs
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The Most Good You Can Do
• What did you do for your mother today?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Can Am
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• What Germans do best
• what am i here to do?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• for now this is the best that can be done
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Do what you can as you do
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• There is something we can do
• If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Today I Am Desperate
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I can do much better than this
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• If you can say something nice, do
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Know How, Can Do
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There is nothing the dead can do
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• I can do it myself
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• All I can do
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Where do you want to go today?
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• Only Today I Felt Alive, Dead the Other Days
• I am not Batman
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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