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• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• Two-letter Scrabble words
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• The challenge of writing a meaningful free-form poem using only two letter words
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• Looking up a word by its definition
• wrapped up tight in my distress. My words are muffled
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Line with two origins
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• Two word haiku
• Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• The Pick Up Line
• we can give up, but the world never will
• My words will not return void
• Because it all burns up
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• One word that will make others laugh
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• because I have given up any care
• Two thumbs up
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Line Up
• Two Thousand Words
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• two word poem (node_forward)
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• two lines of code
• word up
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• pick up line
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• The Will and the Word
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• The blurred words will dance on the final page
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Words will blow your mind
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will teach you what charms and true words I can.
• It's funny because it's you
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her

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