Findings:

• When you kill people they die
• People don't flail when they die
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Eye contact at a distance
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Ground rush
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• when they take my blood
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• There are times when they seem to be right
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• What They Did To the Desert People
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I hope I die before I get old
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Old people die
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Simple words, simple dreams
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• play dumb
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• And They Didn't Die
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• When did the World get so old?
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They Say It Gets Easier
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• Things you give people that they keep
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I hope I get old before I die.
• People want what they cannot have
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• telling people what they don't need to know
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• cat haters
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Rape committed by women
• the moment when they take possession of you
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Where people go when people die
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When you wake up feeling old
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Voices of Old People
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• When You Are Old
• When I was ten years old
• When I am an old man
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I'll get there when I get there
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Still Alive and Well
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Getting old while programming
• My little sister's adventures with Old People
• People die
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Old People Names
• When the Year Grows Old
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• people die every day
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• People Get Ready
• We get too tense when we drive

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