Findings:

• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• When you kill people they die
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• when they take my blood
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Eye contact at a distance
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• People don't flail when they die
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• the moment when they take possession of you
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• electric chair
• inflatable Darth Maul chair
• Ode to Folding Chairs
• The Law of Conservation of Office Chair Momentum
• office chair
• tippy chairs
• musical chairs
• Angry Chair
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• The Silver Chair
• Jesus Chair
• pull up a chair
• dildo chair
• 1st Chair
• The Walking Chairs
• beanbag chair
• The Academic Chairs of Virtue
• A shopping cart is not a wheel chair
• Final Fantasy IX vs. My Chair
• Chair Force
• Law of conservation of office chair angular momentum
• Chairs of Forgetfulness
• Bosun's chair
• curule chair
• Barcelona chair
• my carcass slumped in a swivel chair
• captain's chairs
• first chair
• sedan chair
• The Chair
• Rocking chair
• modified chair step
• The Dragonbone Chair
• Easy Chair
• Fading footprints on the boards lead down the quay; an empty chair remains
• Emeco 1006 Chair
• Building a chair from a broken G.I. cot
• The Chair of Taliesin
• The Chair of the Sovereign
• Person across two chair backs skit
• Two-man chair race
• like musical chairs without the chairs (document)
• empty chair technique
• Songs From The Big Chair
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• lawn chair
• courting chair
• She'd move, breaking the magnetism between her chair and my desk
• bath chair
• Somerset de Chair
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• champagne chair
• put a chair in it
• folding chairs
• October In The Chair
• chair bearer
• Busby's Chair
• Chair (user)
• devil's chair
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• chair therapy
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Girl in the chair
• The Beach Chair
• Groaning chair
• The orange chair
• the girl who danced with the chair
• Empty chairs at empty tables
• The man with the folding chair
• Marquise chair
• Human High Chair
• The Chair Mender
• wing chair
• Hunting chair
• Chair Faith
• becoming a chair at the pub
• They Might Be Giants
• they
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They all lived happily ever after
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They danced with fire claws
• cat haters
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things you told me when we were in love
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Ten Commandments revised
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• They Live
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was into them after they were hip
• But what are they really thinking?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They always jump off the east side
• The owls are not what they seem
• First They Came
• They Flee From Me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They moved like a river
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Ground rush
• Things they should teach in school
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They mass produce plastic women

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