Findings:

• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Eye contact at a distance
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When phone systems attack
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• That which threatens freedom
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• the moment when they take possession of you
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 2: In Which I Refuse to Bow
• Federal Scheduling System
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When you kill people they die
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People don't flail when they die
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• when they take my blood
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• United States federal court system
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• The development of the Australian Federal System
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• United States Federal Highway System
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• hearing aid
• aid
• marital aid
• mutual aid
• Aided Con Roi
• Aided ConCulainn
• Financial Aid
• AIDS defining conditions
• AIDS cures homosexuality
• Aid Climbing
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• AIDS and "dry sex"
• AIDS quilt
• Farm Aid
• World AIDS Day
• Pet Aid League
• Cure for AIDS
• How dietary aids work
• Rite Aid made my basement flood
• College Financial Aid Services
• First Aid merit badge
• American Aid to Israel
• Pyrotechnics first aid
• Can we cure AIDS?
• The River: A Journey to the Source of HIV and AIDS
• The International Aid Game
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Journal of the Traveller's Aid Society
• Travelers Aid
• Special Session on HIV/AIDS
• First aid kit
• Jellyfish sting
• First Aid for serious bleeding
• AIDS and the Bubonic Plague
• Foreign aid to Africa
• Hear 'N Aid
• Is AIDS a product of Empire?
• Aid (user)
• Response to the UK Government's Proposals to Reform Legal Aid
• A Farewell to Legal Aid
• Aid and abet (user)
• memory aids
• Mulvaney revealing the Trump administration withheld military aid to Ukraine for political interest reasons
• Federal
• federal prison
• Federal Trade Commission
• Cabinet Agencies in the U.S. Federal Government
• U.S. Federal Government
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Branch
• Federal Income Tax Code
• Federal Communications Commission
• Federal Reserve Bank
• Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
• Federal Tax
• Federal Emergency Management Agency
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Office of the President
• Federal Express
• Federal Budget Surplus 2001-2010
• First Federal income tax
• Federal Reserve
• First Federal
• If an Agent Knocks - Federal Investigators and Your Rights
• Chapter 5. The Federal Assembly
• Federal Trade Commission Rules for Merchants' Shippings
• Federal Sentencing Guidelines
• Federal government launches anti-rave offensive
• Federal Goon Party
• Federal Register
• Code of Federal Regulations
• Federal Acquisition Regulation
• Defense Federal Acquisition Regulations Supplement
• Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building
• Federal Triangle
• Federal Center SW
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• Federal Aviation Regulations
• Federal Marriage Amendment
• The Cannabis Decision (German Federal Constitutional Court)
• Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure
• Federal Prison Industries
• McConnell v. Federal Election Commission
• Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency
• Federal Tort Claims Act
• Federal Cartridge Company
• Federal depository library
• 2004 Canadian Federal Election
• Australian Federal Election 2004
• American Library Association v. Federal Communications Commission
• Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
• the federal archaeology program
• Federal Bureau of Investigation, Inspection Division
• Federal Land Policy Management Act
• 2006 Canadian Federal Election
• Federal Regional Centers
• Global Federal Government
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Federal Reserve Act
• the Federal Reserve and inflation
• Effective Federal Funds Rate
• Cutting the Federal Budget: A guide to political expediency
• Australian Federal Election 2010
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government

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