Findings:
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- They have taken enough
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They who monitor the Internet
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- it's mine, and you can't have it
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- You can't have everything
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- This is why we can't have nice things
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- you can't have it both ways
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- They must have faces
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Houston, we have a problem
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You don't have any real problems
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- Who are "they" anyway?
- cat haters
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- To those who know who they are
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- He's been places they have not.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- if I can't have silence
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Know your pets
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Those who can't do, teach
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Using a command line
- You stole what they would have given you
- People want what they cannot have
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- They Have a Word for It
- Type A blood
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- They could have saved Kevin
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- They have no bones.
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- They didn't have the heart
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- play dumb
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- They have bears in Italy
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- why are we who we are?
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
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