Findings:

• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• dear reader
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I've got the music in me
• I've Gotta Be Me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Wizard People, Dear Reader
• list of things
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Yes me, right now
• I've Never Been to Me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• tickle me, dear
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• please forgive me (user)
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Dear God
• Dear
• Oh, dear
• Whenever a commercial comes on the radio and asks a yes or no question, I answer NO out loud in a stern voice.
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Dear Mynx
• Dear Prudence
• A Dear Abby Letter
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Dear Diary
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Dear Stalker
• Dear John letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Dear Natasha
• Dear Kimberly-Clark Corporation
• Dear Dotti
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• Dear Dead Person
• Dear Willa (from Portland)
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• Dear Old Tech
• Dear Friends
• Dear Postal Customer
• Dear Reyer School
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Dear Abby
• Dear Friend Disaster
• Final Fantasy V: Dear Friends
• Dear Kiddo:
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Dear Constance
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• Dear Daniel
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• Dear Everything, do you live in Vancouver on December 15th?
• Dear girlie in the back row
• Dear Tabby
• Dear anonymous. Here is your moment.
• Dear Lord and Father of Mankind
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Elementary, my dear Watson
• dear pet (user)
• Magna Carta, my dear?
• Dear Nora
• Little-Oh Dear
• my dear friends
• Dear Grandpa
• Matthew Dear
• Dear Sir
• To My Dear and Loving Husband
• Dear Mary
• Dear Mr. Kerry
• Dear Consumer,
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• Dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• DEAR (user)
• Dear Mr. Henshaw
• Dear Sister
• Dear Hermetic
• Dear Valentine,
• Dear Stalkee
• The Dears
• dear john goddess
• dear john: from the goddess of the forest
• hello dear wind
• Dear whoever
• DEAR LEADER
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• Dear eye
• Dear Santa
• Dear Esther
• Dear Female
• Dear PETA
• Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
• Dear Mr. Sun Deck
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Dear J - On romantic chemistry
• Dear Tina,
• At long and dear last
• Dear Software Recruiters
• Dear Theodosia
• Dear Wise Guy
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, chapter 8: Welcome Home, Dear Deirdre
• Oh where oh where has my dear tinker gone
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• we forgive quickly in my workplace
• Forgiving someone
• Forgive and Forget
• Forgive Your Children For Killing Your Overstuffed Armchair
• Can You Forgive Her?
• The Worm Forgives the Plough
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Forgive the vandal
• Dorothy Forgives
• Forgive us, our instructors are foreigners
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Forgive us our trespasses... (e2poll)
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Only God Forgives
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• Immediacy
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've
• Charles Ives
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• -ive
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I've Got a Secret
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad

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