Findings:

• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Unscrewing a bottle cap
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• bottle inversion cap
• Don't Be Evil
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't Be Afraid
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• How to get hit by a car
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• bottle cap game
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't want to be alone
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• don't be absurd (user)
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Don't judge a band by the single
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Bottle Caps
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't Pass Me By
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• don't judge a book by its movie
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Rape committed by women
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Stoned music memories
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't be sad
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I don't want to be successful
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Eating only rice to get by
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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