Findings:

• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A reason to drink
• REALLY BAD RASH (user)
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• We Have No Moat
• You have no power over me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No such thing as a bad day
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• No good reason whatsoever
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Atheists have no support group
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• A house of laughing for no reason
• Depression is a good thing
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• No Good Reason
• I'm fine no really
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• No rhyme or reason
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• REALLY REALLY BAD RA (user)
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Your patriarchy is bad and you should feel bad.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Newbie's Guide to Really Bad Chess
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• No, but I'll have a beer
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Californians have no soul
• Computers have no sense of time
• Words Have No Meaning
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Sudanese Volunteer Project
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• I have no output and I must scream
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• I have no money and I must pay
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• love is an attachment that knows no reason
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Our calendars have no meaning
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Bad Credit No Credit
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• I have a bad feeling about this
• there are no good or bad people
• I have bad taste in music
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I feel I have committed murder
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Really Bad Compression
• No vocabulary for the dread she feels
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where the streets have no name
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have no complaint
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Kids have no concept of time
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• I have no hair
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• They have no bones.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I have no faith in your God
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have my reasons
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Heart, have no pity
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Big Bad Wolf
• Bad math teacher
• Nothing happens for a reason
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo

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