Unbelievable. I never thought I'd be able to go to work again and not come out a raving lunatic, chewing out everyone in my way. Lo and behold, I was not jammed in the bottle return. Instead, I was allowed to [blissfully habitate the cardboard shredder. Sure, it's more boring, but at least I don't have to deal with customers.

Besides that, my "Learning Perl" book came yesterday. Unfortunately, that's also the day Perfect Dark came in for the N64. One will distract me from the other, and I'm afraid the more useful of the two will be set aside for a time...