Hmmm.. Karaoke is it? Well, I guess I could make it. But seing as how its the day before payday, I may be pathetically broke. Perhaps, the change underneath my couch will suffice. Perhaps, you may even get to see my swanky new bald head! Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.

If I am to come, I'm calling dibs on certain songs, right here and now! If you have a problem with that, I will gladly thumb, arm, or Indian leg-wrestle you for the rights. Of course, they will probably only have Frankie Valli, so I'm probably screwed.

Such songs will include:

  1. Used to love her by Guns N' Roses(you did know this was about Slash's dog, right?)
  2. I've Got You Under My Skin by Frank Sinatra (heck, just about anything by him :-รพ)
  3. Sheep Go To Heaven by Cake (I've done this before, it was simply smashing)
  4. Lawn Boy by Phish (Loungeriffic)
  5. Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon originally. (The sexiest song ever written)

Now, do I know how to embarass myself, or what?