From the
Book of Dolemite, Chapter 5:
8 And the
LORD did standeth up before the
multitudes, and He
blessed them, saying, "Lo, my
children, truly I say unto thee, I am getting mighty
tired of those fuckin'
Pharisees, for they art a bunch of
pig-fuckers and
stoat-gobblers.
9 "For truly the day is coming when the
Son of God is going to poppeth a
cap in they gaddamn
asses. Then shall the
Kingdom of Heaven rejoice.
10 "Can I get a '
Hell, yeah!'"
11 And the
multitudes didst
whoop and
holler righteously, for it is written, the
Lamb of God will
chase down the
iniquitous and
go to town on them as they
bleat for
mercy and
crap themselves without measure.
12 For He has
promised to hunt down the enemies of
Israel and beat on them with His big-ass
ball-peen hammer, see if He don't.
13 And then a
Samaritan asked the LORD, "
Teacher, shall we not
love our enemies and strive to bring
peace and
love to the
world, so to bring all peoples into the
Temple?"
14 And
Jesus did stand up and
gaze upon the
Samaritan and yell, "Fuckin' hell, it's one of
those fucking Samaritans! Kick the
fucker's ass!"
15 And thus did the
people rise up and
busteth his bod. And the LORD did help himself to a
40.