Damn. No
dictionary.com entry. You know, I can't decide if this term is more
ghostly or
ghastly. Let me take a shot at it...
Nowadays,
folk feel the need to
declare their
sexual orientation (
yay! a "
sexual"-
prefixed word that has a solid
definition!) to the
public. Why? Maybe it increases the chances of finding other folk with identical identity. Or
opposite identity. I still don't get where that
opposites attract thing came from (
magnets my ass!).
Oh here we go! I found a definition.
"An
inner sense of one's self as a
sexual being, including how one
identifies in terms of
gender identity and
sexual orientation." (
http://www.noah.cuny.edu/sexuality/siecus/fact3.html I guess)
Oh my god. I have no
sexual identity!
Let me explain.
Before I start, I'd like to note that that definition is from the
Sexuality Information and Eduation Council of the United States. So it's a good definition. They know about these things.
I have no
sense of inner self. Of any kind. I find things like that a bit
floaty and I can't be
floating around (no I'm not
gay bashing;
shut up). I don't have an
inner self. I have a
self. That's it; sorry to
disappoint, what with my lack of selves. Allow me to
trod on.
I
don't identify in terms of
gender identity and
sexual orientation. I identify myself and others in much more important and simpler ways:
- Intelligence.
- Interestingness.
- Hilarity.
- Proper fucking English.
- Niceties and the acceptance of their necessity.
- Lack of crimped hair.
- Hot Ass (yeah, guys too).
Now why do I
identify folk this way?
Because this is what matters to me concerning them in my everyday life. The simple fact that my friend
Johnny fucks my other friend
Jimmy simply does not matter unless they're trying to
fuck me. In such a case, I would have to
evaluate their asses.
So what point am I
reiterating that I've already stated somewhere in this ocean of
Perl known as
Everything?
There are an
array of things about people that do not matter for a certain level of
involvement with said people.
Age. Ethnicity or Race(or
whatever the fuck else shallow and
unimportant pile of shit skin color-based fucking
divider you people could ever come up with. And another note;
there is only one race. The human race... blah
blah)
. Gender. Sexual Orientation. Sexual Preference. Sexual Anything (
once again, if you're not getting with them).
Wealth. Please, people. Let's
focus. Just
one time.
We are one.
Thank you for listening, and
good night.