The Critic (thing)

Season 1

• Pilot - Is a beautiful movie star dating Jay just for a good movie review?
• Marty's First Date - Marty follows his first crush to Cuba.
• Dial 'M' For Mother - Jay's repressed anger for his mother boils over.
• Miserable - An obsessed fan holds Jay hostage in her apartment.
• A Little Deb Will Do You - Margo becomes a debutante.
• Eyes on the Prize - Jay vows to win a Pulitzer Prize.
• Every Doris Has Her Day - Is Jay's makeup lady Doris his real mother?
• Marathon Mensch - To prove his manhood, Jay vows to run the New York Marathon.
• L.A. Jay - Jay is hired to write the movie script for Ghostchasers 3
• Dr. Jay - With his boss Duke Phillips terminally ill, Jay vows to find a cure.
• A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera - Marty finds his true talent.
• Uneasy Rider - Jay quits his job and becomes a trucker.
• A Pig-Boy and His Dog - Eleanor writes a children's story based on Jay.

Season 2

• Sherman, Woman and Child - Jay meets Alice Tompkins.
• Siskel & Ebert & Jay & Alice - When Siskel & Ebert break up will Jay become the next big critic?
• Lady Hawke - Jay begins dating Jeremy Fox's sister Valerie.
• A Song for Margo - Margo falls in love with rocker Jonny Wrath.
• From Chunk to Hunk - Jay and Marty attend a weight loss camp.
• All the Duke's Men - Duke Phillips runs for President of the USA.
• Sherman of Arabia - Jay tells the story of the time he was involved with the Gulf War.
• Frankie and Ellie Get Lost - When Jay's parents are presumed dead, he must figure out what to do with the family fortune.
• Dukerella - Duke Phillips falls in love with Alice's sister Randa.
• I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show - a clip show of all of the movie parodies featured on the show.