Your friend Behr once was involved in the placement and usage of toilet cams in women's rest rooms. NO MORE! I am a better person now and I know that was wrong. If you are doing that kind of stuff, please stop now. It is wrong.
Now, I would like to thank the three noders who wisely chose to invest in my Human Breeding Pits business concept, with special notice given to the rural lady doctor who purchased three 1/100ths of a quarter share for $210,000. Your money is well invested, friend!
I am scoping out areas for the breeding pits, looking towards Alabama and Missouri as their state laws are VERY accomodating to the construction and operation of human breeding pits. Now, for those noders who don't have the money to invest but are willing to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get to work, I will be renting some 1970s era Ford Econoline "mystery vans" which we will pilot through rough neigborboods looking for idle people. We will "grab" those people "forcefully and without mercy" and throw them into the back of the van where they will be chained on a very, very, very short chain and fed only Milk Bones brand dog treats during the trip (if they request "snacks" - I hope to god they won't).
Now, we must first come to understand what an idle person is. This is ANY person not actively doing work that profits someone else and is just "sitting around" or "hanging out." I have lists of Netflix subscribers. The hunt for breeding flesh WILL begin there. It is only logical, as my fine-assed friend Spock used to say. Damn, what a FINE ass on that man, I swear. Fabulous ass. Award winning. Were awards given? Spock had a great ass, you must admit. Do you disagree? Do you disagree? Disagreement with the alpha male breeds discontent. I will NOT have discontent in the ranks. You are to obey me and that is FACT.
Now, once we have forced these idle folks into the van we can begin to break down their mental state through physical and emotional abuse. Keep them up for 24 hours a day while shaking your ass in their face. See what that does to them. If it isn't enough, if they are a "hard sell," learn what I learned in business. "If they aren't buying, the butt end of a gun does wonders in upping your sales numbers." I loved paralyzing one half of a couple with deliberate blows to the brain with the butt end of a gun while the other screamed. Good stuff. I enjoyed it A LOT.
So, if you cannot afford to invest right now, and investment makes better people of all of us (it has me), consider driving a van or roping idle folks into the back of the van for torment and forced breeding. You'll be glad you did.
My friends.