Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""I'll give you half off—it wasn't in that condition when I put it up there.""

• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• I'll get there when I get there
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• Getting there is half the fun
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Round half up
• Rode hard and put up wet
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• Put up or shut up
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Ground, give up your secrets
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Don't give up your day job
• It's as close as I'll ever give to genuine
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I'll take my half whole
• Put up a sucker's holler
• Put up a beef
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• Don't give up
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Her hair, tangled
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When We Grow Up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When I Grow Up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When Renny wakes up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Give up
• What do you see when you look up?
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Don’t give up the ship!
• we can give up, but the world never will
• When life gives you lemons
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• Give Up the Ghost
• When life gives you demons...
• When your presents give me hives
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• to take sides is to give up your freedom
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• Things people put up their butts
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Put up a holler
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When life gives you shit
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I want to put my hands there too
• Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Fossils were put there by God
• Give yourself up
• wake up and find her still there
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• Up There Cazaly
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• When you wake up feeling old
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Conditioned
• Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
• Book Condition
• Cauchy condition
• conditions for congruence between triangles
• serious health condition
• conditions apply (user)
• Working conditions
• Riemann condition
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Give All to Love
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give equal rights to gays
• Give it the old college try
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

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