Findings:

• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I can do it myself
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• There is nothing the dead can do
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Know How, Can Do
• Do what you can as you do
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• You can do anything
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• All I can do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• First Statement of Ti and Do
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• If you can say something nice, do
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• I can do shit with my legs
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• There is something we can do
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• What loneliness can do to you
• I can do much better than this
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• a worm is a statement that being a worm works
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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