Findings:
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- yep thats me (user)
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- yep (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Being a dickhead
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- What Playboy taught me just now
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Chau Yep Ahn
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- yep! (user)
- Laurence Yep
- yep
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- Don't Be Evil
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- don't be absurd (user)
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I'll be in my bunk.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I just want to be a drummer
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- I'll be your Huckleberry!
- Don't be sad
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Hot pursuit
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Let me be your fantasy
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Just be home in time for supper
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Starving in the greenhouse
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
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