Findings:

• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Seven words you can never say on television
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I never bend what I can break
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You never can tell
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• You can never really escape the fire
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Knowledge can never be certain
• How can an atheist have morals?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• some say he was never here at all
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You can, but you may not
• you never can tell with bees
• You can never go home again
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Something I Can Never Have
• He never returned
• He can
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He never looked back
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• he may lasso a unicorn
• He Never Died
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• You can never get away from yourself
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• you can never quarantine the past
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• religion as an independent moral critic of the state
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• State of Jefferson
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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