Findings:
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I don't feel the same way about you
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- I don't need to be loved by you
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I will always be weird inside
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't always want you to be nice
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Natural rights don't exist
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- Don't Worry About the Government
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- I don't want to be alone
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Don't Be Evil
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- things that are wrong may yet be made right
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- I don't want to be successful
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- I don't care about the air
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Don't tell me about her
- Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Don't think about it
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- The Right To Be Offensive
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- The right to be wrong
- Don't Be Afraid
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Don't be an IM phantom
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Don't be sad
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Be careful and don't fall down
- don't be absurd (user)
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
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