Findings:

• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Words that only have one context
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• No one knows my plan
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Hitler has only got one ball
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• The Only Sane Man I Know
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• One Night Only
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Only a surfer knows the feeling
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• God only knows
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• There is only one electron
• There is only ONE God
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• There can be only one
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• there is only one soul
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I know what I'm talking about
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Who Knows One?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• One who knows does not speak
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. i only know enemies.
• What only the little mermaid knows
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Famous people with only one testicle
• There is only one season in Houston
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• one and only (user)
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The Only Ones
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• the only one (user)
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• to know one's onions
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I know more when I'm alone
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but

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