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• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Faster than light
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• i got lonesome, i laid a power grid
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Nuclear Power: Safer than Peanut Butter
• Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I eat them by the handful
• Why fingernails grow faster than toenails
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• power hour
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• let them be your power
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• Amidala Got Back
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Led by the power of grief to wailings brought
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• African Neutrality Act Signed By European Powers
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I'll scream it until I believe it
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• silence them by numbers
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• FTL: Faster Than Light
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Half an hour later in Newfoundland
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• The Holy Power Hour
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• The Hour of Power
• People Power in the Disco Hour
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• hours later, the body still twitches
• The balance of power until the Crimean War
• The impending nickname shortage
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• By the power of Grayskull!
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• 4chan
• I believe in nothing
• I want to believe
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I Believe
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• scumbag of wikipedia
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• As to What I Believe
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Dividing by zero
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake

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