Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Apparently avocado kills pretty much anything that isn't a human or a few specific species of monkey. Go figure."

• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Figure 2.1 The Statistical Value of Human Life
• So much road kill
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Human beings will believe anything
• Isn't it pretty to think so.
• Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• My man loves action figures too much
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• the human race is a vermin species
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Isn't Anything
• There are no specific human research function
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Go figure
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Go big or go home
• It kills me to watch them go
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• Shit or Go Blind
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• Figure to go
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• infinity isn't anything until you are among the stars searching for something you lost
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• 10% off isn't that much ma'am
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Fuck it or kill it
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Ghosts 'n' Goblins: Pretty Much the same Thing as Sex
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
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• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Say Anything
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I didn't change anything!
• Anything popular must suck
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Violence never solved anything
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• anything muppet
• I can make a bong out of anything
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• Anything That Moves
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
• Anything Worth Saying
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• You people will trash anything.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Dream Anything
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• anything without faces behind it is suspect
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• On the preservation of species and cultures and languages and traditions and buildings
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• Queen Mother is 100 - The UK is proud (apparently)
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• Genius and Madness in an Apparently Absurd Society
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• apparently (user)
• Apparently the Dream Catcher over my bed is on the fritz
• avocado
• avocado green
• Tuna, Avocado and Banana Salad
• Avocado Dessert
• Hot Baked Avocado Stuffed with Smoked Oysters and Mushrooms
• Summer salad with avocado dressing
• Mango and Avocado Salsa
• Mango and Avocado Japanese Salad
• Avocado Milkshake
• Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
• Cheese and avocado wrap
• Perfectionist avocado salad
• Grand Theft Avocado

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