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• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If God was willing to let it be
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Training to be a RIT team
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Or at least it used to be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you would be seated
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• lost, or trying to be
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• That would be me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Just to see what it would be like
• Mind without body
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Be there or be square
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• eternity would be boring
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I never thought it would be like this
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Join or Die
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• You mean the me that you would be
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• That I Would Be Good
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• I must die or be better
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• it would be hilarious if only
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The Ten Commandments revised
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• The best kind of bartender
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you would be so kind
• That Would Be Enough
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Active Directory
• Active volcano
• active euthanasia
• active hub
• active monitor
• active window
• active uptake
• Active Shooter Training
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest

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