Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Because pretty much anything female in an old fashioned pantheon has to be tied to fertility somehow"

• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• old fashioned light
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It's not supposed to be anything
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Much like what music wants to be
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• That Old Fashioned Word For Fornication
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• The Search for a Good Old Fashioned BBS
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Be something... be anything other than this
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Ghosts 'n' Goblins: Pretty Much the same Thing as Sex
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Good old fashioned fucking
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Fit to be tied
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Old Fashioned
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• The pretty girl has no friends
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• You're too young to be so old
• Say Anything
• anything is possible
• I didn't change anything!
• Anything popular must suck
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Human beings will believe anything
• Violence never solved anything
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Sunday left Saturday tied to the bed
• anything muppet
• I can make a bong out of anything
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Anything That Moves
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• Anything Worth Saying
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Dream Anything
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?

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