Findings:

• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• this is it, we're going to die
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• We're waiting for you to die
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• We were Rome once
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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