Findings:

• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• don't care
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But what are they really thinking?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Nobody for me but you
• Sexist jokes
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• they carry but they do not understand
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Hot pursuit
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• but don't take my word for it
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• but her emails
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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