Findings:
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Know your pets
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He who has ears, let him hear
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- People who carp about their jobs
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Dead links in writeups
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- He's been places they have not.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- The People Who Used to Live There
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- Flaunting your sexuality
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Capitalize, please
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- some say he was never here at all
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- institutions have lives of their own
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Be different, just like everyone else
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Madmen have a world all their own
- and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- The boy who cried censorship
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- We're all still very different
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- We're not so different, you and I
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
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