Findings:
- Prince Albert in a can
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Prince Albert
- What loneliness can do to you
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- There is nothing the dead can do
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- That which I should have done I did not do
- I do have some things to hide
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- You, standing
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Something I Can Never Have
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- I can do it myself
- An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
- Know How, Can Do
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Do what you can as you do
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- I can do much better than this
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- The Most Good You Can Do
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Do what you have to do
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Why do children have to die?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- I can do shit with my legs
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- Can I have a light?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- You can do anything
- If you can say something nice, do
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- All I can do
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- There is something we can do
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Why males have nipples
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What to do if you have bad credit
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
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