Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Do you see this sock? Of course you don't, because IT DOESN"T FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE! It did 5 minutes ago but now it is gone!"

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• We don't fly there anymore
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't love you anymore
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• She doesn't need me anymore
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Because I do not want to forget
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I care because you do
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I smile just because you exist
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Being a dickhead
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging

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