Findings:

• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I don't have the time
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• So you don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You have the right to ask
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a television set
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Natural rights don't exist
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Two wrongs don't make right
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You have the right to remain silent
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Just don't expect me to understand
• write right wright rite
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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