Findings:

• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• St. Peter don't you call me
• don't blame me for your anger
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't send me roses
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• National Gay and Lesbian Task Force
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Dont come near me (user)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't call me white
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I don't feel gay
• Don't Give Me Names
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't call me Asian
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• customers don't trust me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't Tell Me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• 80s music made me gay
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't @ me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't tell me everything
• They Don't Want Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• And I don't even know their names
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• You taught me more than hugging
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• I won't ever understand me
• you don't have to do this
• New York City: What Jo told me
• living Force
• Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Darth Everything mistakenly identifies The Force in an angry passing pedestrian
• spin me 'round
• I am forced to smoke my cat
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Japan Strategic Self Defence Force
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• United States Air Force
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Force multipliers
• knight force (user)
• show me the banana
• Use of Force in International Law
• The philosophy of a lurker
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• applied philosophy
• Gay militant radical
• Learn to Program: Philosophies of Coding
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• Philosophy of Law
• Is Mario Gay?
• In the 20th century economics became a philosophy of life
• Gay Gordons
• Gay Free Zone
• /me
• Taste me, taste me
• You're not the boss of me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• mini me (user)
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Stop looking at me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I was a homeless bum

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