Findings:

• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• life always kills (user)
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Proper format will save your life
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The Life and Times of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club
• The Fat Man
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Stoned music memories
• don't kill your clients
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• How female ejaculation saved my life
• Junk mail saved my life
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• This Book Will Save Your Life
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• The Big Fat Kill
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Why does Man kill?
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Don't Fear the Fat
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• Magastromancy saved a life
• How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
• old man in the corner
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Don't expect God to save you
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• hell is always around the corner
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Me and the Fat Man
• Return of the Fat Man
• Fat Man
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Life in Hell
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• The Man He Killed
• a life in hell (user)
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• That punker chick who saved my life
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• How Video Games Saved My Life
• save and restore function in real life
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• The Modern Man's Guide to Life
• E2 saved my life
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• The life you can save
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• the life cycle library of The Young Man
• The remnants of a man's life
• "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• $50 will save your life
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• corner
• Mike's Corner
• Street Corner Society
• Punkeydoodle's Corners
• Dot's Poetry Corner
• Rubik's Cube: Orient the corners
• Brighten the Corners
• At the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow
• corner kick
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• corner store
• I, the corners of the mouth (providing nourishment)
• Sitting in a corner, not thinking of a pink bear
• Corners on the Curving Sky
• The haunting poster in the corner
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• King's Corner Chess
• A red flower in the corner, in the dark
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Brilliant Corners
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Children's Corner suite
• paint yourself into a corner
• hot corner
• Standing on the Corner
• cut corners
• Four Corners of Oregon
• Corner Soul
• Return to Pooh Corner
• 12 Corners Coffeehouse
• Somedays
• four corners offense
• A Happy Corner of Oz
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• corner (user)
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• the circles here have corners
• Still Corners
• Hush Corner: The Torrent, Softly on the Ears
• corner boy
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

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