Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Don't start with the "I love you" routine. My soul just got back from the cleaners."

• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• How to win back your soul in hell
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't take candy from strangers
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Look Back
• Love the one you don't need
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Back From the Dead
• Back to Love
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Stoned music memories
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• love like you don't need the money
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I Don't Believe in Love
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Back where we started
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Bringing them back from the dead
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• I don't want to go back to work
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't Say You Love Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• A ladder back chair from Connecticut, c. 1800
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Amidala Got Back
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• To June, from Eric
• You just don't get it
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Baby Got Back
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• From five to death and back
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa and back (category)
• Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• Step Back from the Beach a Moment
• Invocation to bring back fled noders from history
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Rape committed by women
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't Need Love
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't love you anymore
• why don't you just?
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I don't think I like love
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Looking Back With Love

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