Findings:

• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Don't Worry
• Don't Be Afraid
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Should I be happy?
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Don't be sad
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't want to be alone
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Chant and be Happy
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be an IM phantom
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't Be Evil
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• don't be absurd (user)
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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