Findings:

• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Stoned music memories
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• You just don't get it
• What happens when we die?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When is a name just a name?
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Don't You Hate
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• People don't flail when they die
• why don't you just?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Just because it happened to you
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• What happens when a Pope dies
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• Her hair, tangled
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• This is When it Happens
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• When you just can't win
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Rape committed by women
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Level 2
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Things you told me when we were in love
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.

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