Findings:

• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• like you're blind but still can see
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• You're so come here go away
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• lying here with no one near
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Nowhere to go but down
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I'm glad you're here.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• here, but not here
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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