Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "First item on our agenda: I've poisoned the coffee, and you're all going to die."

• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• And you're always welcome at our house
• Collision avoidance technique
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• Make Poverty History Nodermeet: Subverting Social Justice agendas all in the name of a partay!
• Now Thank We All Our God
• our first time
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All Our Songs Sound The Same
• Dreams Die First
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You're in our world now
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• all our tasks are finite
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• this is it, we're going to die
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Die, All Right!
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You're always welcome at our house
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• We are all linked in our loneliness
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• You're All I Need to Get By
• You're All Alone
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Silence envies all our words
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• you're all really really boring
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• All Our Wrong Todays
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• all our instruments are working
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• We Can all Die Like This
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I am going to die
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• All beauty must die
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• You're the one i saw first
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Going home to farm. Going home to die.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• All other commuters must die
• All Things Will Die
• agenda point
• The (Insert Party Here) Agenda
• Agenda Vr3
• Agenda for a Leaving Morning Tea
• hidden agenda
• 8pt Agenda
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Agenda 2025
• Here All Alone in Silence
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All the Pretty Horses
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• At night, all American cities look the same
• We all live for the small triumphs
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• Free for All
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Saints (all)
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• Why sales guys make all the money
• No Fun At All
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The children are all crying in their pens
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• It's all just noise
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Thou Shalt Win at All Costs
• All Blues
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You nonconformists are all alike
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• All Fall Down
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Guide to Chord Formation : Appendix B : List of All Major and Minor Triads
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All The Wasted Time
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• All For Me Grog
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I don't remember all that much
• All That's Not Love...
• Hickory Wind
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Creation vs. evolution is all a matter of musical taste
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
• Where are all the time travelers?
• You will not remember me at all
• You are a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Trust In The Lord With All Your Heart
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• words with all the vowels
• sentence with all the letters
• Jacks of All Trades
• Wayfarers All
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• Plan All the Way to the End
• All the King's Men
• Finishing up your MAME cabinet

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