Findings:
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- he that is not with me is against me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Thinking distracts me
- He had something to say. He said it.
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- he calls me girly (user)
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- He brings me books like flowers
- Now give me something you need to remember!
- something terrible comes over me
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- he calls me monster
- He that is not with me is against me.
- Give me back my bike!
- she, he, and me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He called me Sarah once
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He Hate Me
- Something to remember me by
- drop me a line (user)
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
- My Father Took Me Places
- Give me something worth reading
- You Do Something To Me
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He taught me how to smoke
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- you, mourning for what he took
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- The day he gave me a lift
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- She approached me with some vague line
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Tell me something good
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He loves me, he loves me not
- distracted (user)
- distracted by temporal affairs
- The Distracted Knight
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- fucking eh
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Fucking Åmål
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Shopping and Fucking
- Throw away your fucking scale!
- Sheets of blank fucking paper
- high-intensity discharge headlights
- The donuts are so pretty
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Fucking
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Live Era '87-'93
- couch fucking
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Call a spade a fucking shovel
- It's my fucking job to know
- Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- Out of his fucking mind
- I am so fucking happy
- Songs About Fucking
- Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- it's the fucking truth
- Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- Customer service is a fucking given
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- you fucking moron (user)
- take a fucking hint (user)
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
- Fucking is fucking
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- Fucking Karma
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
- He Is Born
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Even my faults he adores
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- great things he has taught us
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
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