Findings:

• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• To get Xp CLICK HERE
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Shit or get off the pot
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Book of 1000 Nights and a Night
• 1000 Homo DJs
• Franklin Ace 1000
• Super V 1000
• Plant your $1000 seed of Faith
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Amiga 1000
• Subaru 1000
• Timex Sinclair 1000
• DCS 1000
• House of 1,000 Corpses
• 1000 Blank Cards
• Unilateral 1000 pound bombs
• SGI IRIS 1000
• 1000 Hours Deluxe American Superwar Gold!
• 1000
• SPARCserver 1000
• wez 1000 (user)
• Haircut 1000
• Sun Blade 1000
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• 1,000 lonely stars hiding in the cold
• Action Comics #1000
• Get over it
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• Proposed XP Changes (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get off the nut
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist

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