Findings:

• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When I have female children
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Stoned music memories
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When living we have need of Death
• That which I should have done I did not do
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• All I have left to lose
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• institutions have lives of their own
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• a dream you did not have
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• What have you
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have no hair
• Have a buck
• you can't have it both ways
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no faith in your God
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Baptist jokes
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Why males have nipples
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I have no complaint
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• I have seen the elephant
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• What have you been smoking?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have a tricorn hat
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• We're trying to have a baby
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I have a dream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I saw what you did there
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You have a big finger
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• You can't have everything
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Sally guests I have known

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