Findings:

• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I must have three heads
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• God must be living in the sea.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• Blue balls
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Looney Tunes, God, and the Universe
• God must be deaf
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• For God's sake, just have another election
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• all living things must above all else have hope
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• I must have called a thousand times
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Have Blue
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• I have no faith in your God
• Have Blue (user)
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• God and the Universe
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• we are manifestations of the mind of god, which is the universe
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The Stars' Tennis Balls
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
• it's God's work to have us fail
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• They must have faces
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Big Blue Ball
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have no money and I must pay
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Articles every Everything must have
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• The biggest ball of twine in the world
• I have no output and I must scream
• It must have rained or something
• It must have fixed itself!
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• nerf ball
• Happy Fun Ball
• World's largest ball of twine
• do you believe in the universe?
• cue ball
• Hugo Ball
• Magic 8 Ball
• Edward Ball
• Lucille Ball
• Our Balls Are Bigger
• Rum balls
• The old hidden ball trick
• golf ball
• Matzoh ball soup
• ball and chain
• Minie ball
• Whitworth ball
• Dragon Ball GT
• Range balls
• ball python
• Break one's balls
• Crystal ball
• Super Dodge Ball
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• dragon ball
• Hold your balls
• Filling an infinite urn with balls
• Bouncy Ball
• Whiffle ball
• Ball lightning
• The Crowd at the Ball Game
• air ball
• Mirror ball
• Suppli: Deep fried rice and cheese balls
• Cobra Ball
• Steamed Shrimp Balls
• Downy Fabric Softener Ball
• Crispy shrimp balls
• Embroidered fish balls
• Ball in the House
• Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball
• I had my balls shaved
• Power Ball
• Gutter ball
• Onigiri
• Nine ball
• wiffle ball
• Hairy ball theorem
• tennis ball cannon
• Tennis ball
• Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 3 : On the Night of the Ball
• Sticks and balls
• On the ball
• held ball
• rubber band ball
• ball joint
• Wall Ball
• Yummy Cheese Ball
• Cheese balls
• Witch ball
• ball chain
• war ball
• worry balls
• Juggling Balls
• bao ding balls
• Drag Ball
• The Buck and Ball
• The Ball of Kerriemuir (Ballynore)
• Cleaning golf balls
• musket ball
• Rubber balls and liquor
• Work the ball
• Medicine ball
• Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes
• passed ball
• Odd Ball (user)
• ballpoint pen
• Space Balls
• Bra Ball
• foul ball
• swiss ball
• Monkey Balls
• Ping pong balls are flammable
• Open ball
• Monkey Ball
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Ball of Fire
• ball valve
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Clifford Ball
• Forcemeat Balls of Fowl
• The Twelve Balls Puzzle
• The Ball and the Sword
• high ball problems
• nebula ball

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