Findings:
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- don't be absurd (user)
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I don't want to be successful
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Good products can be produced.
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- don't throw good money after bad
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- You're too good to be human
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- TV can be a good thing
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Evil be thou my good
- Be there or be square
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- To be or not to be
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- Too good to be true
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- We don't make good wives
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't want to be alone
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I must die or be better
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- How to be a good customer
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- I don't always want you to be nice
- be good to each other
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Good Girls Don't
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Exes can be good things
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- lost, or trying to be
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- good reasons to be content
- That I Would Be Good
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- The Be Good Tanyas
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- How to be a good evil villain
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- How To Be Good
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't be sad
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Or at least it used to be
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't Be Evil
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Be a model or just look like one
- It will be good when I am leader
- Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Short can be good! (document)
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Be Good Johnny
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I don't need to be loved by you
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
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