Findings:

• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• John Wayne Toilet Paper
• Books I have bought for next year
• The Great Toilet Paper Heist
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• These papers do not show what I have done
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• toilet paper
• One-ply toilet paper
• White House toilet paper crisis
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• blondes have more fun
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• The Slydini Toilet paper trick
• paper toilet seat covers
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Angels on toilet paper
• Executive toilet paper
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• how to nondestructively defeat a Scott toilet paper dispenser
• Alternatives to toilet paper
• recycled toilet paper
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I have never felt more alive
• I have more stories about trains for you
• bought
• bought identity
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The bracelet that my brother Brady bought in Bali
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How Eulenspiegel bought bread
• I bought a book of poetry today
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• I bought a bookstore
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• So, You Bought a Child Sex Doll.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros

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