Findings:
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Nonsexual crush
- crush
- Crushed
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Lunar Crush
- work crush
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
- Intellectual crush
- Grape Crush
- velvet crush
- Orange Crush
- About my crushes
- NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! Non-violence makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! NON-VIOLENCE!
- secret crush
- crushed by the absence of you
- School Girl Crush
- Using silica as a weapon
- Crush Your Enemy Totally
- First Crush
- Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
- Never crush a caffeine pill
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
- Crushed by the Second Coming
- crush party
- Crush out of control
- calypso's crush (user)
- First college crush
- Econoline Crush
- crush bar
- crush video
- A Crush to Remember
- Rappers We Crush
- Bag of Crushed Child (user)
- Crush Depth
- Cranberry Crush
- Crush Television
- crushed velvet
- It was just a crush
- Mad crush
- Crush, Crumble, and Chomp!
- Blue Crush
- How smoking made me strong
- Bag of Crushed Child
- Captains of Crush gripper
- celebrity crush
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- The perfect crush
- the disappointment inherent in faux internet crushes
- you, radiating out among the crush of people
- Confessions over crushed glass punch
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Crushed Underground
- The crush of responsibility
- Packt like sardines in a crush tin box
- BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! BACON!
- Camel Crush
- crushed beneath the wheels of a tractor at 11 years of age
- Crushed Glass Cupcakes
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Bag of Crushed Child II: Child, Crushed and Bagged
- I have a crush on a girl in France
- I used to have a crush on you
- Buttlord Crush Saga
- Bag of Crushed Child Netflix Original Miniseries
- I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
- inside the crush zone
- firm handshake
- handshake
- Interactive Handshake Gold
- old chestnut: handshakes
- answer: handshakes
- Oklahoma handshake
- handshake number
- TCP-IP three way handshake
- secret handshake
- Winnipeg handshake
- The Neon Handshake
- We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
- Sound of a Handshake
- a life in hell (user)
- hell is now love (user)
- Life in Hell
- Hell
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- All hell breaks loose
- snowball's chance in hell
- The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
- hell freezes over
- Go To Hell
- Richard Hell
- Hell on Earth
- Just for the hell of it
- Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga
- Nine Hells
- Where the Hell Is Bill?
- hell house
- Hell's Angels
- Run Like Hell
- Stay The Hell Off The Road
- circles of Hell
- Gates of Hell
- hell of toast points
- Hell Night
- Hell in a cell
- Go to Hell - A voting system
- the Nine Hells
- Heaven and Hell
- Hell is other people
- From Hell
- as all hell
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- "WARNING! HELL is Waiting For YOU!"
- Internet startup
- ...the hell?
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Year of Hell, Part 2
- Hell's Basement
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- His majesty's caravan is as compelling as your temper.
- Proverbs of Hell
- Hell Gate
- Then I'll see you in hell!
- I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
- Bat Out of Hell
- Bat Out of Hell II
- Six stages of hell
- assault weapon
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- back and bat at as hell
- The Road to Hell
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Your mother sucks cocks in hell
- Online flirting will send you straight to hell
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
- Snowball in Hell
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Hell Comes to Frogtown
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
- People who are going to hell
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- A Sudsy Vision of Hell
- Is the Buddha in Hell?
- as funny as hell
- What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- College Roomies from Hell
- Oh, hell yes
- Hell Week
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- What the hell do you want?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- the hell
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Get out of Hell free card
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