Findings:
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- She just looks at me
- He brings me books like flowers
- Be a model or just look like one
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- doesn't look like anything to me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- He just looks
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Look siad me Be like me
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
- She just stares at us like we're crazy
- He Looked Like the Summer
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- she, he, and me
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- It's so crazy it just might work
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- he calls me monster
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I'm not in love, set me free
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- He never looked back
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- crazy like a fox
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- That's just crazy talk
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- he likes to watch you walk
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He taught me how to smoke
- he calls me girly (user)
- He called me Sarah once
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- That's Just How He Was
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- He just left his body
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm just a bill
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- i'm just a girl
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The day he gave me a lift
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He that is not with me is against me.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- he that is not with me is against me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- crazy like you
- He has redefined me, again and again
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- he's like someone living in a dream
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm just reading it for the articles
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